Of First Posts In 2013

"Daily might have been a tad unrealistic." ~The Sad Truth About This Page, May It Be Better

Of Not Giving A Tweet, Me To Twitter

"Every time I see someone sweeping pavement, I think of Zelda." ~ The Notorious Me Me Me

Of Decisions I Never Wish To Make, Life Ending

"The only thing that justifies a peace officer to shoot at another human being is the Overwhelming need to cause that person to immediately cease what he is doing. The need must be so great that it does not matter if the person dies as a result of being stopped." ~ Posted @ RCMP Depot, ref: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY9sfTYo1vI&feature=related

Of Utensils, Inferior

"Sporks! For eating small amounts of soup and for poking yourself in the face!" ~ The Ever Clever Me

Of Contract Lengths, Unconfirmed

"Waiting for your contract to be up so you can replace your broken phone? Everywhere else in the world has a two year contract. Only in Canada is it three years." ~ My lady's bro-in-law

Of Stock, Nonexisitant

"I just found 1/4 of our stock in this line that doesn't exist in our computer system. We will never sell it because the system doesn't know it's here!" ~ Loveable Me

Blades With Curvature

"You know what's kind of sad? We just spammed the fuck out of a 16 year old girl's relationship status on facebook." ~ The Ubiquitous Jon