Of Contract Lengths, Unconfirmed

"Waiting for your contract to be up so you can replace your broken phone? Everywhere else in the world has a two year contract. Only in Canada is it three years." ~ My lady's bro-in-law

Of Stock, Nonexisitant

"I just found 1/4 of our stock in this line that doesn't exist in our computer system. We will never sell it because the system doesn't know it's here!" ~ Loveable Me